The Unfriendly Skies: The Great Efficiency Fallacy


Last week, for his ninetieth birthday, I took my father across the country to meet his newly-minted twin great-grandsons and to show him around the region of Oregon our kids have made their home. Though he is reasonably healthy, dad had not flown in fifteen years, thus I was understandably apprehensive prior to and during the trip regarding his health and stamina for the long travel days. Fortunately, dad did remarkably well, thoroughly enjoyed the visit, and we all will cherish the memories and photos that resulted.
Unfortunately, our experience with the new United Airlines following their merger with Continental was anything but pleasant and I personally will not fly United again unless another carrier is unavailable. Despite good weather along all legs of our trip both out and back, the four flight segments were plagued with delays (pilot stuck in Boston), last minute cancellations (air traffic control), re-booking (please go to our website – sorry, no empty seats until tomorrow – don’t forget to extend that rental car), last minute gate changes (three times in two hours), seat assignments that put us in different rows (in the middle seats), luggage that missed flights (it might be here in ninety minutes if you want to wait), and holding patterns late at night in perfectly good weather. Basically everything I didn’t want to happen while traveling with my elderly father.
I’m sure that somewhere in the United corporate structure there are efficiency experts who have gotten awards for squeezing yet another drop of profit out of the business, but these drops are increasingly coming at the expense of customer convenience and satisfaction and will soon be negated by travelers like me who will now avoid the airline. To be fair, I must say that nearly all front-line United employees I spoke with while working the continuous string of problems were sympathetic and helpful, but were also quite disgruntled with the newly-merged company.  It was pretty easy to pry loose their true feelings using a little empathy.
On paper, in the air-conditioned comfort of an office building, every extra smidgen of efficiency must look great to the bean counters. Every airplane, gate, seat, baggage carousel, pilot, crew, and ground support person are being utilized at a high percentage. Huzzah! It is a great thing! … But not in practice. Systems in the real world need some margin to run smoothly, to be able to recover gracefully when things don’t go as planned. Remove all that margin, which United is attempting to be best at, and you can no longer recover. The customer is the biggest loser in this game, having to deal with the myriad of hassles.
So here’s my deal, United: I’ll give you a little extra margin by flying someone else.

Who’s the Patriot?

US Constitution - We The People

I’ve wrestled for a while now with the Ed Snowden situation, trying to decide whether I think he is a patriot or a traitor.  I’ve waited patiently for much of the hysteria to dissipate and watched Brian Williams’ recent interview with Snowden very intently.  Prior to the interview I was leaning toward the patriot side and the interview only strengthened that view.

I like to think I’m a half-decent judge of character, and I find Snowden to be very intelligent and genuine, and  I believe he was doing what he thought was the right thing for his country by helping to rein in some of the current over-reaching abuse of our government’s power.  Did he break the law and the vow he took to protect the secrets afforded by his security clearance?  Absolutely.  But I reached the conclusion long ago that principles are more important than a strict adherence to laws, and that feeling has been solidified as I watch our legally corrupt US government pass laws allowing them to get rich off corporate lobbyists while completely ignoring the desires of their constituents.  In addition, I believe our judicial system has gotten so wrapped around the axle with technicalities that it bears very little resemblance to what most reasonable people believe to be a system for deciding simple right and wrong, following basic common sense.  Snowden said he feels there is currently a serious lack of respect by our government for the public.  Unfortunately I completely agree with him.  Many want Ed Snowden to go to jail for what he did.  I ask who is going to jail for the illegal activities of the NSA?

Not that long ago Thomas Jefferson said that the strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.  A lot has changed since then and I certainly don’t believe we are anywhere close to a violent revolution in this country, but the sentiment speaks for itself, loud and clear.  And if history has taught us one thing, it is that blindly following your government with the expectation they will always keep your best interests front and center is fraught with disaster.

So who is the bigger patriot, the person who breaks the law to reveal unconstitutional government operations, risking personal ruin for what he believes is best for his country, or the lawmaker who ignores his people, making decisions based only on what will make him the most money?  And if you don’t think the latter is happening, you’re simply not paying attention.

That’s just my opinion.  I think we still have freedom of speech.